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Welcome to my ever-evolving blog. It started out as a blog on Beachbody workouts and products, mainly when I was a Beachbody coach. I no longer coach, not because I don't believe in Beachbody's programs (I subscribe to Beachbody on Demand and use their workouts every day), I am just not a salesperson and hated that aspect of it. I am more than willing to answer questions about my experiences with their products and the various workouts, and I feel freer to do so without the appearance of giving a biased review of something.

I have also started adding reviews for various things I have purchased like movies, books, CDs, and other products. This was brought about by a fight with Amazon in which all of my reviews were removed over a completely bullshit allegation that I posted a review that violated their terms of service. After going back and forth with the morons in the community-reviews department (even after they admitted that my posts did not violate their guidelines) they restored my account (which took them six months to do), but I have been posting my reviews on my blog to have them preserved in case something like that happens again. And here, I will post uncensored reviews so I will swear from time to time and post reviews that may be longer than Amazon's character limit. Everything I post here on any topic or product is my personal opinion, and I take no compensation for any product reviews I post. I am a member of Amazon's vine program and because I get those products for free, I keep those reviews on Amazon only, but everything I have purchased with my own money, whether from Amazon or some other store/website/outlet, I will post here.  

I also plan to do some longer blog posts on various topics, such as how to learn physics, how to get through calculus, and longer reviews of workout programs as I do them. Basically, whatever strikes me as interesting at the time.  As you can see if you navigate around the blog, I had many years in between postings. During that time I was going back to school to get an engineering degree, and learning material that I avoided my first time through college was a different experience and one that gave me a lot of insight into how to do well in those classes, which I will try to impart here for those who are looking to get a science or engineering degree. 

Thursday, April 4, 2024

DVD/Movie Review: Into the Blue

 


Into the Blue is a 2005 movie starring Paul Walker, Jessica Alba,  and Scott Caan as a group of friends living in the Bahamas. Ashley Scott plays Caan's girlfriend, Amanda, and Josh Brolin plays the antagonist, Bates. The main selling point for the movie seemed to be having Jessica Alba (then in her early to mid-20s) swimming around in a bikini. The first third of the movie basically shows off the main cast members in swim trunks (Walker and Caan) and bikinis (Alba and Scott), focusing on Alba and Scott swimming or lying around wearing very little, with lots of (covered) T&A shots. The story picks up as the group, when exploring a shipwreck, discovers a crashed plane filled with cocaine. Of course, the owners of said cocaine discover that the "heroes" know the location of the drugs, and the predictable hijinks ensue.

The DVD extras include deleted scenes (that can be played with or without commentary by the director), a director's commentary track on the movie, scene tests for Scott Caan, Paul Walker, and Tyson Beckford, and a making-of featurette. None of the extras are that extensive, but they are about what you would expect for this type of movie.

Ultimately, the movie is not an Academy Award winner by any means. It has great visuals (both landscape and flesh variety), decent action, and a pretty easy-to-follow plot. The movie is a pretty standard action thriller. There is not a lot of character development or great acting in the movie. I think Walker is better in this movie than he has been in any of the Fast & Furious films. Alba's character is a toned-down version of her Dark Angel character (she has some of the snarkiness of that character but less ass-kicking ability).  Ashley Scott and Scott Caan's characters are actually pretty unlikable, and pretty much the reason for all the trouble that ensues. Josh Brolin (in his pre-No Country For Old Men fame) does a good job as the ultimate bad guy in the film. It is a little long (clocking in just under two hours), but the pace moves fairly well, so it does not feel like the movie is too long. All in all, it is an okay way to kill a couple of hours.

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