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Welcome to my ever-evolving blog. It started out as a blog on Beachbody workouts and products, mainly when I was a Beachbody coach. I no longer coach, not because I don't believe in Beachbody's programs (I subscribe to Beachbody on Demand and use their workouts every day), I am just not a salesperson and hated that aspect of it. I am more than willing to answer questions about my experiences with their products and the various workouts, and I feel freer to do so without the appearance of giving a biased review of something.

I have also started adding reviews for various things I have purchased like movies, books, CDs, and other products. This was brought about by a fight with Amazon in which all of my reviews were removed over a completely bullshit allegation that I posted a review that violated their terms of service. After going back and forth with the morons in the community-reviews department (even after they admitted that my posts did not violate their guidelines) they restored my account (which took them six months to do), but I have been posting my reviews on my blog to have them preserved in case something like that happens again. And here, I will post uncensored reviews so I will swear from time to time and post reviews that may be longer than Amazon's character limit. Everything I post here on any topic or product is my personal opinion, and I take no compensation for any product reviews I post. I am a member of Amazon's vine program and because I get those products for free, I keep those reviews on Amazon only, but everything I have purchased with my own money, whether from Amazon or some other store/website/outlet, I will post here.  

I also plan to do some longer blog posts on various topics, such as how to learn physics, how to get through calculus, and longer reviews of workout programs as I do them. Basically, whatever strikes me as interesting at the time.  As you can see if you navigate around the blog, I had many years in between postings. During that time I was going back to school to get an engineering degree, and learning material that I avoided my first time through college was a different experience and one that gave me a lot of insight into how to do well in those classes, which I will try to impart here for those who are looking to get a science or engineering degree. 

Showing posts with label Fantastic Beasts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fantastic Beasts. Show all posts

Thursday, August 3, 2023

Book Review: Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore – The Complete Screenplay

 


This is the third book/screenplay in the Fantastic Beasts series, which is, of course, a prequel to the Harry Potter series, set during the 1920s. The story details the attempt by Grindelwald to be elected leader of the Wizarding World and Dumbledore's attempt to stop him, with the help of Newt, Jacob, and a bunch of new characters. 

I have not yet watched the movie, but I have seen the first two movies and read the first two screenplays, and those pretty much tracked word-for-word. So, if you have already seen the movie, I suspect this will be exactly what you saw in the movie. As the title of the movie suggests, we learn more about the history between Dumbledore and Grindelwald, and we get the full account of Creedence's origin. The story also includes a lot of Dumbledore's brother, Aberforth, who was a relatively minor character in the last couple of Harry Potter novels and films. However, the character of Tina is pretty much non-existent in the story until the very end. Samantha Waterston, who plays Tina in the movie has speculated she was written out of this one because of the comments she made criticizing J.K. Rowling's stance on transgender individuals. Whether that is true or not we will probably never know, but the character could have certainly been included in the main storyline and was definitely sidelined.

The hardcover version of the book is only about 350 pages long and has a lot of illustrations (which are really good) that are almost storyboards for what (likely) appears in the movie, so it is actually much shorter than that in terms of text. There are also quotes about the story and the characters from the cast of the movie included throughout the book. If you are a fast reader you can easily get through this in a few hours. The story is good. It ties up some of the storylines and definitely sets up at least one more movie and book.

Monday, December 5, 2022

4kUHD Review: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

 


Fantastic Beasts is the prequel series to the Harry Potter movies and books. If you read the original Harry Potter Books you may remember that Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them was the title of one of Harry's schoolbooks and was written by the protagonist of this series of films, Newt Scamander (played by Eddie Redmayne). The story in Fantastic Beasts is set in the mid-1920s. Newt is in New York traveling with a case of magical creatures. When one of the creatures gets out, he ends up chasing it around town and in the process, his case is swapped with that of a muggle (called a no-maj in the US) named Jacob Kowalski (played by Dan Folger). Katherine Waterston plays Tina Goldstein, an Auror at the US's version of the Ministry of Magic called the Magical Congress of the United States. Tina sees part of Newt's interaction with Jacob and arrests him for breaking magical law, and as Newt, Jacob, Tina, and her sister Queenie (played by Alison Sudol) attempt to recapture the magical beasts, they are arrested because it is believed that Newt has killed a senator in a conspiracy with the dark wizard Gellert Grindewald. 

This set has two discs, a 4k UHD disc that has just the movie itself, and then the extras are included in the regular blu-ray disc. The A/V quality of the UHD disc is fantastic, and as the Harry Potter movies have always been, it is at the forefront of the most up-to-date CGI and special effects such that it is very hard to tell what is CGI and what is practical, even when you know a character is totally CGI. The extras on the regular blu-ray disc include a 15-minute making-of documentary discussing the story and creating the spinoff. Then there are a series of shorter featurettes grouped into categories called "characters", "creatures", and "design". Between the three categories, there are 18 different featurettes that range in length from around 2 minutes to just over 7 minutes. Then there are about 15 minutes of deleted scenes. 

Overall, the movie is good but much different than the Harry Potter movies. Of course, the character of Grindewald was mentioned as having a past with Dumbledore (who does not appear in this movie but is mentioned) in the Harry Potter series and will have a larger role going forward. But, this is set around adult main characters, so by definition, it is a lot different than the Potter movies. The story is well-written and it is very well-acted by not only the main cast but the supporting cast which includes Colin Farell, Ron Pearlman, and Samantha Morton. Ezra Miller also has a major role in the movie, but it is not certain how that will change given all the trouble he has been getting into in his personal life. Ultimately, I think whether you will like this movie or not is going to depend on how much you can accept that you are not seeing a Harry Potter sequel or a direct Harry Potter prequel, but a series that is also set in the Harry Potter Universe. If you can accept the latter, then you will probably like this. If not, then you probably will not.

Friday, January 28, 2022

Book Review: Fantastic Beasts and the Crimes of Grindelwald

 


This is the second of what will be at least a trilogy of books/movies in the Fantastic Beasts prequel to Harry Potter. It is set in the late 1920s. Grindelwald, having been captured at the end of the first book, escapes in the process of being transferred for trial. Then the story jumps ahead in time a few months, and the rest of the story plays out.

The title is a little misleading as the story is as much about Leta Lestrange and Creedence as it is about Grindelwald. In fact, Grindelwald is in the movie very sporadically, and mostly toward the end. The story also picks up on the Newt-Tina and Queenie-Jacob relationships, and, as you would expect, throws a wrench into things. We also get the first real introduction to young Dumbledore, played in the movie by Jude Law. He, like Grindelwald, is not in the book a ton but is being set up for a larger role in the next book/movie.

Like Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, this is not a novelization, but a screenplay. So, it basically tracks the movie word-for-word. Nothing more gets fleshed out in the book, but unlike the Harry Potter novels, nothing from the book is missing from the movie. Also, it is fairly short, about 275 pages, and because the book has a lot of illustrations throughout, the pages are not full of text, so it is a much quicker read than a traditional novel. 

Overall, if you liked the first book/movie then you will probably like this one. While I still prefer the Harry Potter series to Fantastic Beasts, this is still a good story within that world and is definitely setting up the Dumbledore backstory we were all hoping for in the last few Harry Potter novels.

Friday, January 7, 2022

Book Review: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

 









Fantastic Beasts is, of course, the prequel to the Harry Potter series, set in the same universe, but in the mid to late 1920s as opposed to the early1990s, which was when Harry Potter started at Hogwarts in the novels. Unlike the Harry Potter books, this is not a novel. It is a screenplay for the movie. As such, it is pretty much, scene-for-scene, and word-for-word what you see in the movie. There are no "extra" or additional storylines included in the book that were not in the movie. It also, clearly, does not read like a novel, but more like a script. 

The story is set in New York in the mid-1920s. Newt Scamander (who coincidentally writes a book of the same name that Harry has to purchase for class years later) travels from England to New York in order to release a creature into its natural habitat. He has a run-in with a Muggle (or no-maj as they are called in the United States) named Jacob Kowalski and in the process, a creature called a Niffler, which is pretty much a kleptomaniac gets out and starts causing havoc. Newt's beasts also get blamed for wreaking destruction throughout the city which is actually caused by something more sinister.

While the story is set in the Harry Potter Universe, the story is definitely not a carbon copy of the Harry Potter story. Due in large part to the fact that most of the characters from the Harry Potter novels and movies are not yet born when this is set. The only characters that were seen or mentioned in Harry Potter that are established to be around now are Dumbledore (who is mentioned in the book) and Grindewold, who the book establishes as the main antagonist of the time period.  He is basically the Voldemort of his time, with a goal to start a war between the magical world and the nonmagical world. The other main characters in the book are Tina Goldstein who works at the US version of the Ministry of Magic and her sister Queenie, TIna's boss at the Perceval Graves and Credence Barebone 

Overall, the story is very good. I like the fact that it is different than the Harry Potter world. For example, wizards and no-majes in the US are totally separate from each other, and wizards and witches are forbidden to marry a no-maj. And, the story is not focusing on a young Dumbledore (at least not at this point), using Newt and Tina as main characters along with Queenie and Jacob. So, as long as you accept that this is not a carbon copy of Harry Potter, it is enjoyable. Although, I do think it would have been better as a traditional novel as opposed to just a screenplay which may be difficult for some people to stick with reading.