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Welcome to my ever-evolving blog. It started out as a blog on Beachbody workouts and products, mainly when I was a Beachbody coach. I no longer coach, not because I don't believe in Beachbody's programs (I subscribe to Beachbody on Demand and use their workouts every day), I am just not a salesperson and hated that aspect of it. I am more than willing to answer questions about my experiences with their products and the various workouts, and I feel freer to do so without the appearance of giving a biased review of something.

I have also started adding reviews for various things I have purchased like movies, books, CDs, and other products. This was brought about by a fight with Amazon in which all of my reviews were removed over a completely bullshit allegation that I posted a review that violated their terms of service. After going back and forth with the morons in the community-reviews department (even after they admitted that my posts did not violate their guidelines) they restored my account (which took them six months to do), but I have been posting my reviews on my blog to have them preserved in case something like that happens again. And here, I will post uncensored reviews so I will swear from time to time and post reviews that may be longer than Amazon's character limit. Everything I post here on any topic or product is my personal opinion, and I take no compensation for any product reviews I post. I am a member of Amazon's vine program and because I get those products for free, I keep those reviews on Amazon only, but everything I have purchased with my own money, whether from Amazon or some other store/website/outlet, I will post here.  

I also plan to do some longer blog posts on various topics, such as how to learn physics, how to get through calculus, and longer reviews of workout programs as I do them. Basically, whatever strikes me as interesting at the time.  As you can see if you navigate around the blog, I had many years in between postings. During that time I was going back to school to get an engineering degree, and learning material that I avoided my first time through college was a different experience and one that gave me a lot of insight into how to do well in those classes, which I will try to impart here for those who are looking to get a science or engineering degree. 

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Tuesday, August 16, 2022

Blu-Ray/Movie Review: Nurse

 


Nurse is a B-Level, maybe even C-Level thriller that instead of embracing its awfulness tries way too hard to be serious. It stars Paz de la Huerta as Abby Russell/Sarah Price a nurse who is also a serial killer who kills unfaithful men. It also stars Katrina Bowden as Danni Rodgers, a new nurse whom Abby becomes obsessed with. The problem is that the movie takes itself way too seriously instead of embracing what it is and going over the top with campiness, which would have worked a lot better. Another issue is that, while Paz de la Huerta definitely has the looks to pull off the role, she really does not seem to have the acting range to give the kind of performance that would have made her character better. It should be noted that she unsuccessfully sued the producers of the movie after it came out alleging that they had overdubbed her performance after she was criticized for giving a monotonic performance, which was an apt description. Of course, the suit was thrown out of court and went absolutely nowhere. If you have seen any of her social media posts you know she has a history of saying crazy, off-the-wall shit, and a claim that they overdubbed her with someone who sounds exactly like her was pretty preposterous. 

For those who get the Blu-Ray, the A/V quality of the movie is great. There are a handful of extras including a director's commentary track, a short (about 8-minute) making-of featurette, and a 6-minute long collection of video diaries with Bowden and Corbin Bleu.

Overall, the movie is okay, but not great. It is a pretty standard campy serial killer movie (I would not call it a traditional horror movie) more like a combination thriller-suspense movie with a lot of blood. Paz de la Huerta can definitely play a crazy obsessive and she is not shy about taking off her clothes. There is almost as much nudity in the movie as there is violence, so be aware of that if it is something that would bug you. You definitely have to be a fan of B-movies to even entertain watching this, but if you are it is worth a look, but not a must-see.