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Welcome to my ever-evolving blog. It started out as a blog on Beachbody workouts and products, mainly when I was a Beachbody coach. I no longer coach, not because I don't believe in Beachbody's programs (I subscribe to Beachbody on Demand and use their workouts every day), I am just not a salesperson and hated that aspect of it. I am more than willing to answer questions about my experiences with their products and the various workouts, and I feel freer to do so without the appearance of giving a biased review of something.

I have also started adding reviews for various things I have purchased like movies, books, CDs, and other products. This was brought about by a fight with Amazon in which all of my reviews were removed over a completely bullshit allegation that I posted a review that violated their terms of service. After going back and forth with the morons in the community-reviews department (even after they admitted that my posts did not violate their guidelines) they restored my account (which took them six months to do), but I have been posting my reviews on my blog to have them preserved in case something like that happens again. And here, I will post uncensored reviews so I will swear from time to time and post reviews that may be longer than Amazon's character limit. Everything I post here on any topic or product is my personal opinion, and I take no compensation for any product reviews I post. I am a member of Amazon's vine program and because I get those products for free, I keep those reviews on Amazon only, but everything I have purchased with my own money, whether from Amazon or some other store/website/outlet, I will post here.  

I also plan to do some longer blog posts on various topics, such as how to learn physics, how to get through calculus, and longer reviews of workout programs as I do them. Basically, whatever strikes me as interesting at the time.  As you can see if you navigate around the blog, I had many years in between postings. During that time I was going back to school to get an engineering degree, and learning material that I avoided my first time through college was a different experience and one that gave me a lot of insight into how to do well in those classes, which I will try to impart here for those who are looking to get a science or engineering degree. 

Showing posts with label Charisma Carpenter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Charisma Carpenter. Show all posts

Friday, August 26, 2022

DVD/Movie Review: Bound (2015)

 


Bound is a 2015 erotic thriller starring Charisma Carpenter, Bryce Draper, and Daniel Baldwin. Some B movies fall into the "so bad it's good" category. This is not one of them. Bound, (not to be confused with the 1990s erotic thriller starring Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon) tries to put a twist on the Fifty Shades of Gray storyline this time with an older woman (played by Buffy and Angel's Charisma Carpenter) trying to find empowerment through BDSM with a younger man (played by Bryce Draper). There were plenty of problems with the movie, the main one being that Carpenter and Draper had zero chemistry with each other, and the writing was horrible. As bad as the dialogue in the Fifty Shades movies could be, this was worse. It is a shame because anyone who is a fan of Buffy and/or Angel knows that Carpenter has really good acting chops and can definitely do more than just look pretty. Unfortunately, she is not given much to work with at all. But, then again, when a movie has Daniel Baldwin as one of the main characters and gives Terrell Owens an actual speaking role with more than one line of dialogue, you cannot expect much.

Had there been a better supporting cast, and just generally a better story, the movie could have been decent. But, you get the feeling that everyone was just phoning it in. While there is nudity in the movie and sex is definitely a theme, it is not really in the category of soft-core porn as some would make it seem. That said, it is not exactly something the whole family should sit around and watch either. Really, the only thing about the movie that is any kind of attraction is to see Carpenter, who was in her upper 40s at the time (and still gorgeous), do nude scenes. That is really the only thing that can bump it up to two stars. Otherwise, it is easily skippable and you are not missing anything.