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Welcome to my ever-evolving blog. It started out as a blog on Beachbody workouts and products, mainly when I was a Beachbody coach. I no longer coach, not because I don't believe in Beachbody's programs (I subscribe to Beachbody on Demand and use their workouts every day), I am just not a salesperson and hated that aspect of it. I am more than willing to answer questions about my experiences with their products and the various workouts, and I feel freer to do so without the appearance of giving a biased review of something.

I have also started adding reviews for various things I have purchased like movies, books, CDs, and other products. This was brought about by a fight with Amazon in which all of my reviews were removed over a completely bullshit allegation that I posted a review that violated their terms of service. After going back and forth with the morons in the community-reviews department (even after they admitted that my posts did not violate their guidelines) they restored my account (which took them six months to do), but I have been posting my reviews on my blog to have them preserved in case something like that happens again. And here, I will post uncensored reviews so I will swear from time to time and post reviews that may be longer than Amazon's character limit. Everything I post here on any topic or product is my personal opinion, and I take no compensation for any product reviews I post. I am a member of Amazon's vine program and because I get those products for free, I keep those reviews on Amazon only, but everything I have purchased with my own money, whether from Amazon or some other store/website/outlet, I will post here.  

I also plan to do some longer blog posts on various topics, such as how to learn physics, how to get through calculus, and longer reviews of workout programs as I do them. Basically, whatever strikes me as interesting at the time.  As you can see if you navigate around the blog, I had many years in between postings. During that time I was going back to school to get an engineering degree, and learning material that I avoided my first time through college was a different experience and one that gave me a lot of insight into how to do well in those classes, which I will try to impart here for those who are looking to get a science or engineering degree. 

Thursday, October 23, 2025

4k-UHD/Movie Review: Cheeky!

 


Cheeky is an Italian erotic comedy from 2000, starring Yulia Mayarchuk, Francessca Nunzi, and Jarno Berardi, and directed by Tinto Brass. It was released in Italy under the name Tra(sgre)dire, which is a play on the words transgress and cheat in Italian. In it, Mayarchuk plays Carla, who has recently moved to London from Venice to begin a job working as an intern at the front desk of a hotel. While looking for an apartment that she hopes to share with her jealous, possessive boyfriend (played by Berardi), she is seduced by a real estate agent (played by Nunzi). 

The 4k Set is a two-disc set, containing a UHD disc and a standard blu-ray disc. The A/V quality of the UHD disc is very good, especially for a low-budget 25-year-old international film. The film has the original Italian audio track and a dubbed English audio track (which it defaults to). It can be played with English captions that do not always match the actual dialogue. The film also has a commentary track by film critics Eugenio Ercolani and Nathanial Thompson, in which they discuss the film and Brass's larger body of work. The only other extra on the UHD disc are trailers for some of Brass' other films. The rest of the bonus material is on the regular blu-ray disc. Those include an archival backstage interview with Brass, some still photos from the film, a discussion with the cinematographer, Massimo Di Venanzo, in which he mostly talks about his career and how he began working with Brass, but does not discuss much about Cheeky at all, and an isolated score that just plays the music of the film over one of the still photos. It also comes with an illustrated booklet that discusses the film's controversial nature.

Cheeky is one of Brass's later films. It also marked a turn for him. He was known for making erotic movies, but he had been very much against making explicit films. He famously wanted his name removed from Caligula (which is the film he is probably best known for, at least in the United States) after the explicit material was added in without his knowledge after principal photography was complete. While this film did not feature actual sex, it got very close. Mayarchuk is in almost every scene, and is nude probably 90% of the time and partially nude the rest of the time, including very close-in shots that are akin to what you would see in Penthouse magazine back in the day. It is much more explicit than what you would see in the soft-core "Skinemax" type movies, but not quite what you would get in an unedited hardcore pornographic film. There is some full frontal male nudity as well, but most of that is done with prosthetics. Ultimately, this is a cult film that will probably only appeal to those familiar with Brass's other works. The movie itself is quite bad, but the quality of the writing and acting wasn't really the point. It does have a plot, but it is very much secondary to the sex scenes, of which there are many. If you do not expect it to be more than it is, it is entertaining. 

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