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Welcome to my ever-evolving blog. It started out as a blog on Beachbody workouts and products, mainly when I was a Beachbody coach. I no longer coach, not because I don't believe in Beachbody's programs (I subscribe to Beachbody on Demand and use their workouts every day), I am just not a salesperson and hated that aspect of it. I am more than willing to answer questions about my experiences with their products and the various workouts, and I feel freer to do so without the appearance of giving a biased review of something.

I have also started adding reviews for various things I have purchased like movies, books, CDs, and other products. This was brought about by a fight with Amazon in which all of my reviews were removed over a completely bullshit allegation that I posted a review that violated their terms of service. After going back and forth with the morons in the community-reviews department (even after they admitted that my posts did not violate their guidelines) they restored my account (which took them six months to do), but I have been posting my reviews on my blog to have them preserved in case something like that happens again. And here, I will post uncensored reviews so I will swear from time to time and post reviews that may be longer than Amazon's character limit. Everything I post here on any topic or product is my personal opinion, and I take no compensation for any product reviews I post. I am a member of Amazon's vine program and because I get those products for free, I keep those reviews on Amazon only, but everything I have purchased with my own money, whether from Amazon or some other store/website/outlet, I will post here.  

I also plan to do some longer blog posts on various topics, such as how to learn physics, how to get through calculus, and longer reviews of workout programs as I do them. Basically, whatever strikes me as interesting at the time.  As you can see if you navigate around the blog, I had many years in between postings. During that time I was going back to school to get an engineering degree, and learning material that I avoided my first time through college was a different experience and one that gave me a lot of insight into how to do well in those classes, which I will try to impart here for those who are looking to get a science or engineering degree. 

Sunday, May 12, 2024

Blu-Ray/Movie Review: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

 


On Stranger Tides is the fourth and probably final movie in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. It was directed by Rob Marshall and stars Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz, Ian McShane, Geoffry Rush, Sam Claflin, Astrid Berges-Frisbey, and Kevin McNally. Depp, Rush, and McNally, of course, were reprising their roles as Jack Sparrow, Captain Barbossa, and Gibbs from the original trilogy.  This movie was obviously set up by the final couple of scenes of At World's End when the Fountain Of Youth story was teased. This picks up at some point after the end of the prior movie with Jack and Gibbs in London, running into Barbossa, who now works for the crown. They all end up in a race with Blackbeard and the Spanish to find the Fountain. Intertwined in the story is Penelope Cruz's character, who has a past with both Jack and Blackbeard. Much of the cast from the original trilogy is not present in this movie (including Orlando Bloom and Kiera Knightly). The main "supernatural" characters in this movie come in the form of mermaids, who appear about halfway in.

The movie has more of the darker tones from the second and third movies of the "main" trilogy, but does incorporate humor here and there, especially between Rush and Depp. While it does have some humorous and lighthearted moments, they are not as frequent as in The Curse of the Black Pearl. There are, of course, a lot of action sequences and CGI work. The CGI in the film looks great, but it does seem that they did what they could to build real sets, so not everything was computer-generated. There was probably more suggested sexual innuendo in this movie (although nothing overt) than in all the others. Thankfully, the running time was kept to just over 2hrs, and it did not feel like it was dragging like Dead Man's Chest and At World's End seemed to.

While the A/V quality of the Blu-Ray is great, this release is the lightest on extras of all of the physical media releases for the movies in the franchise. There is no separate disc with bonus features. Everything is included on the movie disc. The "big" extra is the ability to play the movie with the in-movie experience that pops up windows throughout the movie that allows you to get a deeper insight into the film. Then, there is a blooper reel, a few deleted scenes, and a few behind-the-scenes featurettes. If you are a big fan of all the Pirates movies, then this will be worth adding to your collection. If you fall into the camp where you liked the first movie and started to get sick of them by the third movie, then you are probably not going to like this enough to buy it. There is not a ton of character development throughout the film, save for the few new characters that show up, but it mostly relies on the assumption you know who everyone is. The story is good but not as good or fun as in Curse of the Black Pearl. If that is the only movie in the series you really liked, then you may want to limit yourself to just having this on in the background or skip it altogether. Ultimately, the story was okay but nothing to write home about and while the movie is entertaining, I would not say that it really needed to be made. 

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