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Welcome to my ever-evolving blog. It started out as a blog on Beachbody workouts and products, mainly when I was a Beachbody coach. I no longer coach, not because I don't believe in Beachbody's programs (I subscribe to Beachbody on Demand and use their workouts every day), I am just not a salesperson and hated that aspect of it. I am more than willing to answer questions about my experiences with their products and the various workouts, and I feel freer to do so without the appearance of giving a biased review of something.

I have also started adding reviews for various things I have purchased like movies, books, CDs, and other products. This was brought about by a fight with Amazon in which all of my reviews were removed over a completely bullshit allegation that I posted a review that violated their terms of service. After going back and forth with the morons in the community-reviews department (even after they admitted that my posts did not violate their guidelines) they restored my account (which took them six months to do), but I have been posting my reviews on my blog to have them preserved in case something like that happens again. And here, I will post uncensored reviews so I will swear from time to time and post reviews that may be longer than Amazon's character limit. Everything I post here on any topic or product is my personal opinion, and I take no compensation for any product reviews I post. I am a member of Amazon's vine program and because I get those products for free, I keep those reviews on Amazon only, but everything I have purchased with my own money, whether from Amazon or some other store/website/outlet, I will post here.  

I also plan to do some longer blog posts on various topics, such as how to learn physics, how to get through calculus, and longer reviews of workout programs as I do them. Basically, whatever strikes me as interesting at the time.  As you can see if you navigate around the blog, I had many years in between postings. During that time I was going back to school to get an engineering degree, and learning material that I avoided my first time through college was a different experience and one that gave me a lot of insight into how to do well in those classes, which I will try to impart here for those who are looking to get a science or engineering degree. 

Wednesday, February 12, 2025

Blu-Ray/Movie Collection Review: The Karate Kid 3 & The Next Karate Kid

 


This Blu-Ray release contains 1989's Karate Kid Part III and 1994's Next Karate Kid. These are probably the two "universally" thought of worst movies in the Karate Kid franchise. While Part II was an excellent follow-up to the original film that rivaled it in quality, these two most decidedly did not. I personally think Part III is worse than The Next Karate Kid, but they both fit nicely in the category of "hot garbage" for me.

Part III is the last movie with Ralph Macchio, who reprises his role as Daniel Larusso. It picks up shortly after he and Miyagi return from Okinawa. We are not really told how long that was, but long enough that the Cobra Kai dojo has essentially gone out of business. Most likely, it was set about 6 months after their return from Okinawa because the next All-Valley Tournament occurs at the end of the movie. Kreese (Martin Kove) has mounting bills and no students but is bailed out by his wealthy friend, Terry Silver, played in an extremely over-the-top way by Thomas Ian Griffith. Think 1990s Jim Carrey hammy overacting at its worst. They hatch a plan to get revenge on Daniel and Miyagi by having "The Bad Boy of Karate" (I kid you not), Mike Barnes (played by Sean Kanan) try to get Daniel to register for the tournament so he can take his title. Because, of course, he "needs" the title. Yes, the plot is that stupid.

The Next Karate Kid sees Hillary Swank take over the role of the Karte Kid and be taught by Miyagi. I will not even try to describe the nonsensical plot, but it is set in Boston, and the new Cobra Kai is a bunch of paramilitary high school students led by Michael Ironside, who essentially leads a security force at the local high school.

You definitely do not get these movies expecting cinematic greatness. Although, I know there are people out there who think they are quality films. In my opinion, they are good for a bit of nostalgia and laughing at the absurdity of the plots and the comically bad acting. The blu-ray transfers are not great quality at all, and there are no extras. Just the two movies on one disc. No behind-the-scenes material or even captions.

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